I am so aggravated

I just wrote this entire HUGE column about the irony of Brooke Shields and Tom Cruise giving birth on the same day but it got completely erased and I can't bring myself to recreate it again so here are the highlights:

• Love Brooke Shields - loved Blue Lagoon - hated crab scene in Blue Lagoon reminiscent of monkey flying scene in Wizard of Oz
  
• Hate Tom Cruise
  
• Should have picked on Marie Osmond who is way more annoying and didn't have postpartum until after about the 8th kid
  
• Blog site pissing me off so if you are able, click on the Shutterfly link to see pictures.
  

That pretty much sums it up. Suffice it to say it was funnier the first time around but it's hard to type when your head just exploded from frustration.